January 14, 2010

tram story #4

Women and handbags.

They go together like gin and tonic. Pancakes and maple syrup. Movies and popcorn. We carry around handbags everyday. They carry everything we hold dear. The best handbags have many, many compartments so we have easy access to mobiles, wallets, tram tickets.

Good. Glad we've got that sorted. So what I want to know is how come, on TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS, have I seen women STICK THINGS IN THEIR BRAS INSTEAD OF THEIR HANDBAGS??!!! These same women, I took the time to notice, were carrying HUGE handbags. And what, there was no room so they had to stick their iPod shuffles and mobiles into their underwear? WTF?!

So, yeah. Handbags, ladies. Use them. They like it. It's their destiny.

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